【Glee】賞樂看文雜事筆記

自從Blaine出現之後，我才真正開始追Glee。XD

Kurt小盆友多麼不容易啊，身為在高中唯一出櫃的孩子，一天到晚飽受霸凌而每個人都視若無睹。（雪泥熊我絕對不會把Kurt嫁給你的！！！）
是說編劇一直都對他很後媽，暗戀多人未果（矮由這個大家在高中時都經歷過啦拍拍）、因為gay的身分被歧視欺負（不是新聞了）、被惡霸威脅（還被深櫃直男強吻），甚至差點失去愛他的爹（好險最後編劇還是把爸爸還給他了），雖然他有點娘、有點驕傲，被戳到點時會變身刺蝟把大家都推開（Mercedes我愛妳Q___Q），但是還是希望編劇對他好一點，賞他一個好男友吧，畢竟每對亂七八糟的BG都談了一場戀愛（結果怎麼樣先不說）。

所以當Blaine風度翩翩地現身時，我這個親媽魂就作祟了：快把王子拐回家啊Kurt小盆友！！！

我現在一整個處於巴望Kurt還是無法適應Dalton Acdemic，Blaine挽留無效只好可憐兮兮地放人，Kurt轉回McKinley，但是Blaine忘不了他，於是每天下課都趴在圍牆上對Kurt唱情歌的戲碼。XDDDDD（噢賣糕的實在有夠少女了！但是怎麼樣都比木瓜汁成好多了）Blaine：我可以正大光明地走進去接我家小公子主的好不好。=　　=

【Glee】的音樂真的是很棒很棒的，雖然劇情真的是很爛很爛的（Orz），但起碼在很爛的劇情中，賞一段good romance吧。（拜託狗血梗玩過一次就好，別再出現Jessie 2.0）

編劇請給力，不要拆CP謝謝你。

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Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Chris Colfer (Kurt) & Lea Michele (Rachel)（私心還是喜歡Rachel版本...多一點點，真的只有一點點）

Defying Gravity - Chris Colfer & >Lea Michele
（這次合唱勝出了；不過喜歡Kurt的版本多一點。影片上他故作堅強的表情太虐了Q__Q）

Hey, Soul Sister

Full audio ver.

Teenage Dream

Full Audio Ver.

Baby, It's Cold Outside
請把這首放一百萬遍就是我度過這個冬天的溫暖方法。
Blaine你實在太可愛了。KURT!!!!你還可以再可愛一點嘛？？？
CC的聲音唱女部毫無違和感。=W=

Full Audio Ver.


Just The Way You Are
Episode Clip & Full Audio Ver.


Marry You
Episode Clip & Full Audio Ver.


Last Christmas


客串的Gwyneth Paltrow正翻了！！！>/////<


看完後會對Brittany全面改觀、佩服的五體投地。XD



Kurt小盆友的扭腰擺臀！Kurty boy in cheerio suit rocks!!!! XD

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主題一：【臉書我愛你】
大家都愛塗鴉牆。雖然Kurt的牆上總是亂七八糟的，咩哈哈哈哈哈！

Title: Hamilton, Hoffman, Howard, and Hummel (Or, A 21st Century Love Story)
Author: xiexiegirl
Rating: PG-13? (There's one use of the B word and that's it)
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Summary: Kurt and Blaine, a love story told across texts, Facebook and IM.
筆記：臉書大戰：Kurt vs. Wes & David. Come on，Dalton的小朋友們，你們怎麼可能鬥的過Kurt女王呢？XDDDDD Blaine選擇明哲保身是正確的～


Title: Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook
Author: byham_rory
Characters/Pairings: Kurt, Blaine, Jesse, Finn, Rachel, Wes, David, ensemble; Kurt/Blaine; Blaine/Jesse/Kurt bromance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse while he had the chance...
筆記：大推！！這篇讓我笑抽了。 Two words: ATTENTION WHORE.

Kurt Hummel is now single.
Mercedes Jones: Do I need to cut a bitch?
Finn Hudson: Permission to beat Blaine’s face in?

New Derection的大家果然是Kurt小盆友最有力的後盾。=W=


Title: William McKinley High School: Transformation
Author: rockinhamburger
Rating: R.
Summary: Someone anonymously starts up a fanfiction site about some of McKinley High's students. Safely ensconced at Dalton, Kurt is witness to the drama as an amused outside viewer. At first.
Author's Note: This wound up being a character study, of sorts, of William McKinley High. It's really strange, so I'm not sure how it'll be received.
筆記：大推！！其實這篇不能算是臉書文，不過有用到臉書跟網頁。前半段關於fanfic的各種描寫讓我笑到岔氣！XD Klaine竟然還在爭論誰才是HP的OTP！後半段筆鋒一轉變的很溫馨有點措手不及。


主題二：【Disney & Harry Potter Make Me Do It】
基本上這個主題都是因為Darren Criss（Blaine）是個超大的Disney & HP控，所以諸同人女就拿來大作文章了。XDDDD

Title: The Magic Words
Author: threepwillow
Rating: NC-17ish
Summary: Blaine doesn't like to break the rules. Kurt doesn't particularly want to break them, but he at least wants to have fun. (And it's a fill for this prompt, which should kind of speak volumes toward how dumb it's going to be. lololol.)
筆記：大推！！Kurt的雙關大勝。（**拜**）Blaine的矜持果然還是被女王戳破了。>////< 主題三：【粉紅少女我愛你】

Title: Little White Lies and Very Bad Spies
Author: whenidance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Missing scenes from 2.10, a certain birdy comforts Blaine.
筆記：girlish!Blaine，XD 跟小鳥說話偷哭什麼的好少女。（咦你確定這不是Kurt該做的事嗎？）跟我想像中的自信、社交手腕好的Blaine有點落差，不過甜餅還是可口的。

Title: Nobody But Yourself
Author: tiria_thurin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, swear words, brief but very offensive homophobic language.
Summary: Kurt's the only one who knows the real Blaine.
筆記：穿著浴袍的Robin Williams贏了。但其它部分還好。不完全是貴公子的Blaine也很不錯。倒也成功解釋了為什麼Blaine能夠這麼、或者說這麼努力"fit in"。

Title: The Mermaid Theory
Author: Halona
Rating: NC-17（其實我覺得只有R）
Summary: AU. Blaine has a boyfriend and he’s a little worried Kurt might have developed a crush on him. Blaine’s not interested, until he really, really is. Blaine/OC, Blaine/Kurt
筆記：其實我只是受到WIGYA的坑爹打擊太大，在LJ上尋求慰藉而已。之前聽說Blaine有ex. issuie，這篇還頗符合？總之，這篇的Blaine白日春夢／腦內小劇場演特多（而且超有畫面感，很像青春YA片電影XD），每次看著Kurt就會不自覺YY閃現自己跟他親熱的畫面然候再自己崩潰不我怎麼可以這樣對我的好朋友OMG他真的好火辣還蠻好笑的。（有點像我？XD）最後當然是Blaine發現自己真的愛上Kurt然後糾結了一下並在知心媽媽的點解下黑皮輕鬆地跟男友分手啦。（喂這也太容易了一點吧）
節錄翻譯在這。


Title: Getting Back to 100%
Author: Kasey
Rating: PG-13-ish for language, Klaine
Summary: Set immediately after 2.14 – spoilers!
筆記：如果被2X14傷到了，可以看看聊勝於無。不過，不是很喜歡把錯推給Kurt的解釋。（開玩笑，我可是Kurt/CC的親媽啊！）



主題四：【毛絨絨是永恆王道】

Title: End Game
Author: villiageidiot
Rating: PG
Summary: Blaine meets the men behind New Directions, one by one (sort of).
筆記：大推！！protective!Finn太強大了！！笑到昏倒～作者的描寫能力很強，人物都抓的很精準！Puck跟Finn都像到不行，默默!Mike跟YO!Artie也很有梗～同時還不停狂婊Klaine硬要ㄍㄧㄥ在朋友身分（笑抽了我）。Blaine真的要多看YouTube才知道他的future boyfriend有多AWESOME。XD

Title: definition
Author: villiageidiot（是的和上一篇Endgame同作者）
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~10,100
Summary: Kurt and Blaine are pretty much the definition of soulmates.
筆記：大推！！從Blaine的16歲到26歲。我才看到17歲就跑來寫心得了，證明有多好看！大推17歲，把ND混亂的感情史跟男生們的戀愛白癡都婊了一頓。XDDD／美國的領地真的...很大。看到他們兩個擔心因為要上不同州的大學可能會分隔兩地遠距離戀愛最後分手，Kurt收到信的時候連我都緊張地憋氣。（所以應該說好險我在高中以前沒有交過任何男朋友？）／結尾是，我被毛絨絨感動的都要哭了。整整十年。
節錄翻譯在這。

Title: stepping stones: one, two, three
Author: whenidance
Rating: NC-17. Yes, I’m going to hell. See you there.
Summary: The beginnings of Kurt & Blaine’s sexual relationship. It was as if they were standing on stepping stones, each time they were together leaving with the promise of just a little bit more, a little something different, with a myriad of different directions they could go in.
筆記：害羞/沒自信的Kurt很可愛。Blaine很溫柔。然後我只一直看到phonesex，呃嗯。XD

Title: Swing Sets and Sandboxes
Author: Beautifulwhatsyourhurry
Summary: Kurt Hummel is 7 years old. He makes a new friend, little Blaine, on the playground one day. This is their story.
Rating: Eeesh...we'll go with T for now.
Warnings: Allusions to neglect/abuse.
筆記：大推！！看完最後一個字沒差點在地上滾了。一開始兩小無猜很可愛，但AU還是有點大不太習慣；可是撐到兩人長大之後再次相遇開始，那些發展鋪陳跟細節（不行我不能說，說了就沒有驚喜了但是我超愛那個段落的！！！）都讓人不得不愛啊啊啊啊啊啊！！（特別是我對Kurt剛遇到Blaine的種種疑惑很有共鳴Q^Q）結尾和開頭呼應很甜也很美！！超推的！（要不是對岸有人在翻譯這篇，我應該會節譯吧；或是有人想先看長大的篇幅舉手我就慢慢翻上來XD）
→愛屋及烏：同人版番外

Title: Under a Tin Roof
Author: Beautifulwhatsyourhurry
Summary: Yup, just an excuse for them to have sex during a thunderstorm.
筆記：既溫暖又甜蜜的床單。警告：K/B。



主題五：【吐槽是不敗流行】

Title: How Wes Helped His Gay Friend to Court His Gay Frenemy Despite Having a Serious Case of Heteronormative Conservatism
Author: TBA（匿名）
Rating: PG
Word Count: 8,294
Summary: TOP SECRET DOCUMENT:
SECRET PLANS TO SECRETLY GET KURT AND BLAINE TOGETHER PRONTO
BY DAVID, WES AND BLAINE
筆記：大推！！濃濃的吐槽風，還有間諜任務式的俐落風格！XD 不過Wes討厭Kurt因為他會影響自己的"異性戀正常論"這點本身就已經夠諷刺了。XDDDDD（seriously, WES?）

Title: 101 Ways Blaine Tips McKinley On Its Head (Without Batting an Eyelash)
Author: Mary Flanner
Rating: R, to be safe
Summary: "So instead of slinking off to the bathroom to change clothes, rinse his hair and nurse his wounded pride, Blaine capitalizes on the years of pent up l’esprit de l’escalier he’s had seething through his veins since the day he left his old school." My sad attempt at humor.
筆記：大推！！我快笑抽了！！！愛死了7、9、11、12、14-15½！！愛死雙關語了！！>/////< 下面作者讓大家繼續把場景填到101～目前還在繼續哦！


主題六：【這裡有人需要一袋B型血謝謝】

Title: You Can Keep Your Toys in the Drawer Tonight & All These Intrusions Just Take Us Too Long (And I Want You So Bad)
Author: Kasey
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Reorganization has its hazards. Kurt is mortified. Blaine is...something other than mortified. / Any summary here would involve bad puns about rough roads. Draw your own conclusion. Sequel to You Can Keep Your Toys in the Drawer Tonight
筆記：OOC有，但我已經血流成河了沒什麼好講。S e x toy有，車 震有，我還能說什麼。

Title: Blaine's Birthday, 2015 (An AV!verse story)
Author: wordplay
Rating: NC-17 (quite, for a bit there)
Summary: "It's just... what is there to say, really? … He'll just try to fix it, he'll think it's his fault but there's really nothing anybody can do. It just... is," Blaine said with a sigh, and then he looked at her and shrugged. And right then Mallory looked at him and thought, "oh, fuck that."
筆記：大推！！Blaine的室友們超可愛，特別是Mallory，腐女一枚！（一定是作者的化身XD）警告：K/B。我是說真的，但因為我向來是互攻派所以還是看的很開心。slut!Blaine有。(giggle)遠距離戀愛真的很辛苦。

Title: Alright
Author: whenidance
Rating: NC-17. I should just call this porn!hiatus.
Summary: Fic for naderegen 's most wonderful amazing art here. Boys alone in Kurt's room at night, frottage and hand jobs.
筆記：呃，PWP。重點是文配圖。(?)


【BEST THING EVER】
Title: Forget Me Not
Author: Beautifulwhatsyourhurry
Rating: NC-17 for possible smut later and severe language
Summary: Five years down the road, Kurt & Blaine run into each other after a painful breakup and no communication since. Can they start again or is it really too late?
筆記：這是我看過最好的Klaine文，沒有之一。我哭了四次，整整四次。不溫馨，有長大的無奈跟沉重。有會抽菸、講髒話的Kurt，卻很真實。要怎麼同時愛一個人又恨一個人？最後總是會發現你對他的愛還是多於恨。如果不愛，就不會恨了。這就是愛情。（註：這是HE，請放心服用）警告：K/B。



【閱讀中】

Title: Dalton
Author: CP Coulter
Rating: 不知道作者沒寫
Summary: Kurt在Dalton的生活。架構、人物都很完整。
筆記：在 Klaine fandom中被推到爆的一篇。目前還在連載。已經有自己的DA、tumblr了（是怎麼回事啊大家）。聽說連Walber的人都知道了（真的假的），那不知道DC是不是也看過了？（噢，Klaine. KLAINE.)
進度：第20章ing
amazing fan-trailer



Title: Blind & Starving
Author: threepwillow
Rating: hard R
Summary: During a furious rainstorm, Kurt and Blaine help each other conquer their fears.

TITLE: Here Comes The Sun
AUTHOR: wordplay
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Kurt falls in love in the winter; Blaine waits until spring.


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※劇透地雷注意，我是說真的※












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It's EPIC!!



CC爲Kurt寫的的原創歌曲。no pressure! "Dame Darren, I need a cigerate right now!"(DC你莫非真的用了舌頭!?)以為會吻16、18次，不過很幸運一次過關！（按照CC的說法再多親幾次他應該會需要救護車而不是香煙了吧XD）拍完以後都不打電話了，DC你這樣不對哦！（不能play easy to get? wait, I thought you WERE the top.）果然是B渣的退場方式：run away...(or fade away?)


-2X03出現的小Kurt演員與Chris Colfer真相。你確定你們真的不是失散多年的兄弟嗎？要不要去驗個DNA啊！！


-Chris Colfer的It Gets Better



"I'm kinda of a ninja."

鞋老師嚇到躲到沙發後咧！XD

It is been 25 years and the princess still keeps managing to get herself caught by the koopas. I am just saying, she might be a little attention-seeking, thats all I am saying. So it might be time for you and her to start see other people.

CC試鏡Glee。那個快喘不過氣是怎麼回事？！（震驚）一邊飆高音一邊撥劉海太可愛了！>///<


遇見Ga ga把CC嚇死了？XD 瞬間變身小粉絲～


CC萬分強大的夢遊症。開門吃東西神馬的就算了，上網購物也太誇張！XDDDDDDD






金球獎提名的訪問&Chirs和Lea之間的tackle war&"calm down, perverts!"


"I'm sorry, we have no fun here. We HATE each other. It's MISERABLE here."

“I think I just dropped my heart inbetween Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore.. so if anyone sees that.. please give it back to me.”
“Most importantly, to all those amazing kids who watch our show and the kids that our show celebrates who are constantly told ‘no’ by the people in their environments, by the bullies at school, that are told they can’t be who they are, or have what they want ‘cause of who they are, well — screw that, kids.”
--Chris Colfer Golden Globes 2011

I've been watching horror movies all morning to make sure my adrenaline glands aren't permanently damaged from Sunday.(meaning the GG award)
--Chris Colfer via twitter 1/19/11

非常害羞的Chris。=W=




CC你慘了，21歲生日隔天一定宿醉到死！XDDDDDD

“I had a little boy, I don’t know if he was gay. He was 6 and no one knows they’re gay when they’re 6. He came up to me and gave me a hug and then broke down crying. Then I started crying. I got a message from a boy in Nebraska who said watching Kurt makes me feel like I’m not alone. I just think the vulnerability of the character is what touches people and makes them love him.”
— Chris Colfer

2010.12.11

延伸閱讀：很棒的CC人物特寫。小瑄子的小事紀 Alice's Space：人物特寫: Chris Colfer